today i accidentally ate goo gone. just a tiny bit...nothing serious. but the outside of my mouth is tingling a little and the inside just feels weird. it seems to be...eh...flaking. somehow, in the steps between cleaning a rubber stamp with goo gone (and destroying it, i should add), cleaning up the cleaning area and putting away the goo gone, washing my hands, washing a carrot and eating the carrot, the goo gone ended up on the carrot.

now there's a funny bump on the bottom of my tongue that is, no doubt, some of my personal goo trying to make itself gone.