wow! turns out there's going to be an official International Federation of Competitive Eating buffalo wing eating contest here in the city of chicago. while participation is not appealing (i fear the consequences of trying to keep up with professional eaters), i do hope to attend. what gluttony! i wonder if the wings will be from buf joes, my sort of high school haunt. although i was, at the time, a vegetarian, i made regular trips with george, morgan, etc. and watched them cram down buckets and buckets of wings. they were some serious wings eaters. i bet they'd stomp the competition.