proof of god

apparently, there's a chemical in chocolate that prevents cancer

i have chosen to ignore the following sentence, taken from the announcement: "Chocolate, like many other foods, is the source of many possible anti-cancer compounds, but Dickson stresses that this research, which is part of a series of studies conducted at Georgetown on the chocolate-cancer connection, does not mean that people who eat chocolate will either reduce their cancer risks or treat a current case."

puh-shaw! whatever!!

anyways, i gotta go. i have a jar of nutella and some possibly maybe future potential cancerous cells to take out. yeehaw!